Sunday, May 3, 2009

10 most hated people in entertainment

My family was watching Fever Pitch on TV and seeing Jimmy Fallon filled me with such rage that it inspired me to create this post. Why did they have to ruin a movie about Boston by casting that tool as the male lead!?

So, without further ado, I present a list of the top 10 people in the entertainment industry I hate with every fiber of my being (with the exception of #1, the list is in no particular order):

1) Ryan Seacrest

I could dedicate an entire post to my hatred for this man. He insists on having his damn face, name, and presence on everything. If ever I was to kill someone, it would be him.

2) Jimmy Fallon

You unfunny, talentless tool! Why do you think you are so god damn hilarious!? And why do you still have a career??

3) Regis Philbin

He is Ryan Seacrest at 77. Enough said.

4) Nicholas Cage

Why are you still getting work as an actor? WHY!?

5) Elisabeth Hasselbeck

You idiotic Republican twit! You should not be on television and you seriously need to stop talking altogether.

6) Donald Trump

Oh just shut up, you ass. Money can't buy you realistic looking hair and it certainly doesn't make you the authority on all contemporary issues. Stop picking fights just for attention.

7) Dr. Phil

This big-mouthed quack needs to be fitted for cement shoes.

8) Ann Coulter

This hyper-conservative harpy needs to spontaneously combust and put the world out of its misery.

9) Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag

Is an explanation really necessary?

10) Kayne West/John Mayer

Egotistical douchebags. Both of you need to realize that you are not as amazing as you think you are. Nobody gives a damn about what you have to say.

Ok. Rage vented. Now it's your turn! I would love to hear your list or comments on mine. You're welcome to disagree with me, but you'd be even more welcome to agree with me.


- R


  1. #9- they destroy my brain cells.

  2. Agree with #4 and #5, but Jimmy? really?

  3. Definitely Jimmy. Have hated him since his SNL days when he could not get through a single skit without giggling or breaking character. And out of all the people in the world they could have picked to take over Leno's spot, they choose HIM!?!? The dude is a joke, and not a funny one at that.

  4. OMG...I'm embarrassed to say that I only really know 4 of these people on your list.

    And from reading your post...I don't think I want to know the other 6!

    Ok...and I only have one thing to say about Dr. Phil...

    ...what is his PURPOSE?!?!?

  5. Hello! Visiting from Ron's blog.
    I cannot take Elisabeth or Ann AT ALL!!!
    Bleh. Ick. Yuck.
    The Donald I sometimes find interesting but I'm not sure why. LOL

  6. Hi, CrystalChick! Welcome to The Berto Blog.

    Thank you for agreeing with me on Hasselbitch and Coulter! I just want someone to violently shake them (is Shaken Adult Syndrome a real thing?). lol

    Hopefully you find my blog as entertaining as Ron's. Hope to see you around here in the future. :)

  7. How about these hate mongrels!
    Top 6:
    Crystal Chick
    Not you Bika

  8. # 1. Hater in the WORLD (LIBERAL)
    Devil is wating for you BUD!

  9. Ouch. You sure told me. Excuse me while I go hang my head down in shame.