Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dirty Minds

"Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A.1. Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce." (Burger King)

I know I have a filthy mind and am usually the one to take things straight to the gutter, but......

Wow. Just wow.

Oh, ok. I admit it. I wish I had come up with this. It's too funny. The possibilities are endless: "So I was downing a 7-incher last night..." "Guess what I had in my mouth the other day..." "Think I could fit the whole thing in my mouth..." "Mmm... *cough* *gag* *cough*"



- R


  1. See, I thought it was just a Quizno's thing. You should check out Two Girls One Sub. It's a bit like the original, only it's people eating food and not scat porn. Yet, I could only seem to get through about thirty seconds before the scene grossed me out. It's this new Sub as penis fad. :P


  2. This is going to provide endless material for "that's what she said!" jokes for you :D